Well friends, we can all relax now. The Nixons have been so caught up in this exciting nomination process for the Democratic Party that we completely forgot about The Libertarians!
What the hell were we thinking? Here we were, worried that the Dem’s were wasting their time dividing the party over two non electable candidates. Worried that recent Democratic ineptness at winning Presidential elections would result in another 4 years of, “…I will never surrender in Iraq…” (presumptive Republican nominee John McCain, May 2008)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Mr. Bob Barr…your next President of the United States of Dream On!
Wait…who? Bob Barr is a former Representative from the great state of Georgia who officially left the Republican Party in 2006. If he is known for anything, it is his involvement in the impeachment of Bill Clinton.
The good news for Democrats: This year the novel 3rd "party" nominee might actually steal Republican votes instead of Democratic. Also, Barr has been quite vocal in his opposition to Bush’s war in Iraq.
"We're not in this race to make a point, though a very important point will be made," Barr said. Well done, sir.
Go get ‘em tiger!
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